I made this up (My son says I’d better say so up front):
READING: a skill that will MAKE or BREAK your child’s chance of success in the world!
Will Johnny be a doctor? A lawyer? A software developer or real estate agent? Or will be be consigned to the ranks of low wage workers THE REST OF HIS LIFE, on government assistance UNABLE TO MAKE ENDS MEET?
“Mom mom couldn’t afford reading therapy for me, or expensive learn-to-read packages, so when I grew up, I couldn’t read most of the job applications,” says Hubert, “I had to take what I was offered. Now with this method, I can help my kids to a better life. Once my mom uses it on me, that is.”
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“Anyone can do it,” says this mom. It’s a ______ process; just ___________ to them a lot, even from birth, _____ until they’re _______, and then, _________….
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